Ministry-of-Information
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Propaganda
- I Need Lent
- My Obligatory Saint Valentine’s Day Post
- Theologian in Chief: “Jesus would tax the rich.”
- War is Peace and Ignorance is Strength -1984
- The Jig is Up
- Tired of Me (I am)? Try These:
- We All Need Friends
- Man is Not Capital
- Stubbs Needs Our Prayers
- Approved News: January, 2012
- Another Non-Drug Induced Rap
- For Those Who DON’T Think Stupidity is Cool…
- 3½ Time-Outs Tuesday
- Where Did Everything Go?!
- Czar’s 2012 Predictions
- Taking Some Time Off
- A Pax on You All
- Winter Announcement: Catholic Spring, Coming This Summer
- The Fullness of Time
- Free Stocking Stuffers for the Proletariate
- 7 Quick Takes Friday (#2)
- Hump Day Happiness
- Tim Tebow and Evangelicalism’s Altar of Entertainment
- What Do Y’all Think About Saint Tebow?
- I Missed Tonight’s Debate, But Here’s Some Old News
- Obama Celebrates Hanukkah at White House
- Tissue Paper Sharpening Tissue Paper
- Households vs. Households
- The Fairness of Luther’s “Sin Boldly”
- 7 Quick Takes–Why Not
- I just emerged from my superlative hyperbolic chamber…
- Announcement From the Church of America
- The Czar’s Humble Verdict
- A Little Help, Please
- Almost Perfect Looking Czart Blog!
- Approved News: October, 2011
- Unplugged, But Still Hammering Away
- It’s Cannonball Catholic Blog Awards Time!
- Let’s Progress Together!
- More Stickers Available
- Why I’m Catholic: Reason # 524,457,326
- Approved News: September, 2011
- Works?
- Which One is Protestant?
- BE ALERT (we need more lerts)
- Approved News: August, 2011
- Glenn Beck, Historical Genius!
- My Weak Week
- In The Spirit of Friendship, I Want to Help Fundamentalists
- Within The Last 30 Days…
- Brent Stubbs: The Gotee-less Myth Buster
- Evangelicals, I want to be your Rapture Buddy!
- Logic Commissar Strikes Again
- Holy Order vs. Anarchy
- Why I Hate Apologetics
- More Czarcastic Cinema: Sola Skubala
- Brandon Vogt, Guilty of Leaking State Secrets
- Deep, Deep Thoughts (and how others have quoted me)
- Another Episode of REAL CONVERSATIONS!
- Czarcastic Cinema Presents: Talking With a CoC “Elder”
- The State Has a New Weapon
- I’ve Learned Some Things This Week
- I Have Two New Comrades
- Some Weekend Ear Candy–Moscow Born, Regina Spektor
- I Found a Treasure!
- The “Telephone Game” Rightfully Backfired on Me
- A Sola Srcriptura Refutation Quickie by Dave Armstrong
- The Persecuted [Protestant] Evangelical Church
- It Usually Doesn’t End This Way
- Even Catholics Don’t Know What to Think of Me
- Protestants Taught Me…
- The “I Must Break You” button
- Jesus Is The Only Mediator AND Keys Are Forgiveness
- ALL Christians Believe Their Church is Infallible
- Jesus Was Accused of Being Demon-Possessed [too]
- Ecclesiology: Catholics Prefer to Start from the Beginning
- Understanding the Protestant Word Game: #5,281. “Priesthood”
- Happy Independence Day!
- The Czar’s Alter Ego Regains His Cool
- The Logic of Apostolic Success-ion
- Evangelicals: “Peter was just one of the apostles”
- Learnin’ Is Cool
- Deep, Deep Thoughts
- What’s Up With All of This “Church of Christ” Stuff?
- “Water and Spirit” Baptism Good! “Immersion-Only” Bad.
- Wonder Woman Spotted At The Invisible Church!
- There Is No Good Title For This Post
- One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other…
- A.I.G. Ignorance Or Deception vs. What Actually Matters
- Times Are Tough. Ask For Your Free Bumper Sticker.
- Understanding the Protestant Word Game: #4,157. “Works”
- Bad Catholic Just Got Better
- An Important Father’s Day Message From Rome
- Do You Like Great Religious Art? I do!
- Understanding the Protestant Word Game: #3,418. “All”
- The Joy of Calvinism
- Certainty of Salvation? Not According To Paul
- “We Want Our Kids Burning At The Stake” (humor)
- When Sola Scriptura Fails, Just Put Your Finger In It.
- Thank You
- Understanding the Protestant Word Game: #2,489. “Tradition”
- The Sunday Post: My God, How Great Thou Art!
- Understanding the Protestant Word Game: #1. “Preached”
- Jonathan Acuff Cracks Me Up!
- Why You Should Bookmark My “Bibles” Page
- They Want To Eat Your Brains
- If God Is a Fundamentalist…
- Icky Docetistic Residue
- The Evangelical Worldview…
- The Catholic Worldview…
- Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Blessed Virgin Has to Go! -Protesters
- Found Some Interesting Headlines
- Another Inevitable Result of Protestantism
- Example 457,834: The Protestant Echo Chamber of Propaganda
- Where Is The Spirit of Truth?
- Is Mary Needed For Salvation?
- Conservatives FEAR “Social Justice” Because of “Social”
- Scripture Good Enough For Jesus, But Not For Protestants
- If They Didn’t Love Us, They Wouldn’t Hate Us
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✠ I looked at your site and I do like it a lot. I’ve always enjoyed satire. Great job! -Dave Armstrong. Author, apologist
✠ I just found your blog, and then fell in love. Pretty much at the same time. -Brandon Vogt. Author, speaker
✠ Patrick is gifted with both a sharp wit and a sharp pencil. -Devin Rose. Author, Catholic Answers apologist, speaker
✠ Your sense of humor is a GIFT- we need much more of it in our Church. Thank you!!! -Rose Sweet. Author, speaker
✠ He is the Dennis Miller of apologetics. -Brent Stubbs. Author, speaker
✠ Patrick Vandapool is a godless commie who hates America, babies, and God and wants to plunge us into a socialist peacenik nightmare of constitutionalism, common sense, and obedience to Holy Church on matters of cold-blooded murder. But he is pretty funny. -Mark Shea. Author, speaker
✠ Vandapool’s use of creditable, obscure, and difficult-to-verify quotes only adds to his brilliance. -Abraham Lincoln
✠ Try to be more of a bigot.
It is amazing how spot on this definition is: bigot. (noun): chauvinist, partisan, sectarian; racist, sexist, homophobe, dogmatist, jingoist. -Anonymous Troll 
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Category Archives: Religious humor
Theologian in Chief: “Jesus would tax the rich.”
The left has its Sacred Magisterium too.
We All Need Friends
I recently added Acts of the Apostasy and Democrazy to my “Comrades” page. The LarryD at AofA is becoming a favorite of mine. I first found him when he and I were both nominated for “Snarkiest Catholic Blog” at the Cannonball … Continue reading
Approved News: January, 2012
The paradigm-poaching truth is subject to change without notice. •Brainless comment from Evangelical “Children’s Ministry Director”, Tracy VanVleet •Chris Kyle: Can’t decide if it was a bar, a speaking engagement, or a wake •Rick Santorum happy about murdering civilians •Catholics … Continue reading
7 Quick Takes Friday (#2)
This installment of 7 Quick Takes Friday is a list of the most BIZARRE search terms that people used to find this website over the last week. Thanks to everyone who spends time on this site–no matter how you found it! … Continue reading
I Missed Tonight’s Debate, But Here’s Some Old News
First, we see what got Cain in trouble. Then a taste of what’s to come with Newt and Mitt. Next is Ron Paul with some of Ronulans. After that, a review of how Perry performed in a prior debate, and … Continue reading
Obama Celebrates Hanukkah at White House
…you know… cuz’ he’s JewISH. After realizing that he’s celebrating two weeks early, he made up for his blunder by lighting all 57 candles of the Menorah.
I just emerged from my superlative hyperbolic chamber…
…and comrade Brantly probably has the best-est blog on the planet ever, period!
Announcement From the Church of America
Fellow Americanists, As a watchman on the wall, it is my duty to warn you about the practitioners of the religion of peace. Their religion was founded by a prophet figure centuries after Jesus’ resurrection. They even use a lot of … Continue reading
Approved News: October, 2011
The truth is subject to change without notice.
Unplugged, But Still Hammering Away
Lots to cover here. Hit the jump if you’d like to know where I’ve been and where I’m going.
